It -- it was me! I had a family! I had a sister! I saved her!

(Source: frozenweirdo)

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things that make me happy:

  • people being interested in my ocs
  • people liking my ocs
  • people asking about my ocs
  • people drawing my ocs
  • People wasting their time , on my ocs. thank you
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if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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Plot Twist: ORAS is secretly an otome game

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this is possibly one of the most unfortunate subtitling jobs ive ever seen

yes perfect

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some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect)

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words to live by

(Source: 2000ish)

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Getting my TB today

Then tomorrow I’m going to be pumped full of vaccines for my trip, like, about 5 of them. >w< 

Tonight is bike riding night and then tomorrow is body wrap and then next week is labs and more poking and prodding with needles. 

This… This is not going to be fun for a while.

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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